author of my tears

hi there...i'm finally back...seems like tt might b the starting line of all of my entries..haha...cool heading huh?thot of it yest when my ma started scolding poor hungry me n threatening not to let me go for dance today cos i came back too late yest..like, wat de...???yes i cried.thanx di 4 ur msg..really sweet of u.. :)but i'm ok now!jus came back from dance...woohoo.felt good.well ANYWAY yest joce, di, nette n i went to vj's interact installation...took so darn long to get there ok...left class at 3.40 n reached there at 5???then i realised...we shld've taken the train.nvm.anyway as a doorgift, they gave us a wat???HANGER???man. wat a cruel joke, dude.we come from how far, u noe?lugging it back was pretty embarrassing...di said"walau ros, other ppl carry until so cool u carry until liddat..."watever.my style.haha...well cai tao kway managed to stuff it in her bag n well, it went home w her...haha.ok now i'l try not to say tt it's obiang...but u're getting a new bag anyway rite?(ok ros it's time to stop)...

anyway before joce raises her ob-oops-bag to boink me on the head, i decided to write a story for all my fans up there..i mean, out there...(AAAAARGH i hear diana scream...joce goes speechless...mabel's stil trying to figure out wat's gg on....haha. i say, wat?this time it's funny ok...)anyway.enjoy.

THE RIDUNCULOUS STORY by Yours Truly

once upon a time,there lived a girl called Cowsillia who had frizzy layered hair the colour of the broom.she did not care much about her looks, n goes out to town with jus gigantic shades n hot red lipstick for her huge lips.her lion's mane was actually quite funky, except that none of her va-va-voom part of her body above her neck matched her t-shirt n bermudas PLUS market slippers.so she decided to go for a makeover.but how?she moans,where shld i begin?so she clicked her heels 3 times, hoping her fairy godmother will appear.poof!orange smoke filled the air, n Cowsillia jumped with excitement as 3 figures slowly came to view...'3 fairy godmas??how cool is that??'she thot...the 3 figures slowly lumbered to where she stood,arranged in height-- tall, medium, then short.

"oh my chicken backside THE THREE BEARS???where de heck is mah fahree godmahdah??"Cowsillia exclaimed.in horror n anguish she tried to tear at her hair, but her boney fingers, well, they got stuck in her frizz."DANG IT!"she screamed."i shldn't hav used the new Frizz n Shudders shampoo fer knotty hair!now wat???"n she began to sob uncontrollably.papa bear sighed n went to help her, but not before saying to the other 2, "go upstairs to her room n report back to me her bed n furniture size so we can decide who's de unlucky one to stay with her."with a sigh papa bear took off his shades n proceedd to help Cowsillia with her fingers-in -hair dilemma.

suddenly, a loud cry was heard coming from Cowsillia's room.papa bear froze.cowsillia gulped. what cld've happened???????.....................................................................................................................

to be continued nx wk.or when i feel like it.muahaha.
ciao.